what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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