Is it normal to miss your booty call?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Randomize
