I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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