She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I had to cum in my sink.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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