my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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