i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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