He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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