whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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