let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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