This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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