love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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