I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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