I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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