Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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