Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
We are two peas in an std pod
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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