you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
why is half of my head shaved?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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