Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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