Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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