My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
