i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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