2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I have demons in me.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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