$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
