like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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