i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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