So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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