it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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