Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
