why im i the only drunk person in the library?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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