we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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