ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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