My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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