Your mouth is God's brothel.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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