there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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