Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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