I think I am morally bankrupt
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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