I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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