new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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