we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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