"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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