"it" just moved
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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