Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We're too hungover to prance.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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