we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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