pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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