New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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