After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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