Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You ruined the universe
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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