he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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