I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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