Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
