I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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