Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
