He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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