haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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