just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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