She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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