Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
and she was petting her beer can
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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