you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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